P Posted by Sandra on December 27 2011 0 Comments Dougie Poynter, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here

When we heard that Mark Wright and Dougie Poynter were going into the jungle for this year’s I’m A Celebrity… we were excited. Very excited. But even we couldn’t have predicted the off-the-chart levels of total celeb fitness that was about to erupt onto our TV screens.

As Mark’s flash convertible rolled up to the hotel in the first episode while Dougie shuffled nervously among the group of contestants at the hotel meet-and-greet, it seemed the boys were sticking to their old ways. Then they got pushed out of a helicopter and rowed across a river and voila, two jungle kings were born.

Mark may have impressed us all by dropping the lady Essex persona and turning out to be a jolly nice chap, but nothing could’ve impressed us as much as full-on nudity. Well, when you’ve got a body like that, anyway. We’re still not entirely sure why he didn’t just put his trunks on under the water or take that towel more quickly, but we are NOT arguing.

Official King of the Jungle and 2011’s winner, Dougie, did just as well when it came to the buff-off, though. Anyone remember those stocks? Not only did we get major spank-envy when Jessica-Jane started smacking Dougie’s bum, but we learnt a WHOLE lot about Dougie’s sex life. Apparently he’s “used to them” because he’s “got a couple of those at home, but they’re a bit kinkier.” Swoon.

Our Christmas wish? That 2012’s I’m A Celeb men provide even half of the drool-inducing viewing that this year’s did. Bravo Mark and Dougie!



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